Last weekend, on one of Philadelphia's first bitter cold Sundays this winter, I braved the chilly winds along with a trusty partner and set out on a mission to find the best slice of pizza on the notoriously lackluster Girard Avenue. Our goal was simple, the groundwork, concise. We would be visiting parlors from 2nd Street, and then heading east, to Susquehanna. This neighborhood is not known for great pie. You would be better off looking for a locally made craft beer since the gastropub continues to proliferate here with no end in sight. The four locations we visited were known to be of questionable food quality and one if not all could conceivably be fronts for selling something other than what is listed on their menus. Brave souls that we are, we started off at George's Pizza on the corner of Girard & American, near 2nd.
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| clockwise from top left: Girard Ave, George's, Tommy's, Central slices. Not shown: Fishtown Pizza-disqualified for not selling slices. Boo! |
George's Pizza was a top notch bare bones pizza joint. I have been intimidated by this place for a ridiculously long time. It surely had something to do with the 150 year old man always sitting on a rickety wooden chair out front giving me the evil eye whenever I walked by. Well, on this frigid February day, old man was warming his bones between a sink and an arcade game in the dining room. The guy behind the counter that waited on us (George?) was boisterous and welcoming and happily warmed our slice up and apologized for being out of napkins. They also sold Frank's can sodas here which, being a Philly girl, won BIG points from me. I also appreciated the handmade artwork they had hanging in the walls. But let's talk pizza!
(using a 1-3 scale)
George's Pizza
crust: 2
sauce: 1.5
cheese: 1(a bit too much cheese, it overpowered the sauce)
size: 3 (perfect, classic triangle)
over all: 3
Next we ventured down the road to Central on the corner of Girard & Columbia. Central is a classic counter style pizza place. Take out only. Besides what they are cooking up in their kitchen they also sell cheesecake, rice pudding, a huge variety of soft drinks & cigarettes. Service here was pretty friendly. We ate our slice out front, quickly, before it got too cold.
Central Pizza
crust: 1.5 (tasted sweet)
sauce: .5 (had a vinegar acidity)
cheese: .5 (plastic)
size: 1.5 (on the small side)
over all: 1
The third spot we hit was Tommy's, located at Girard & Palmer. Tommy's is large, eat in, lots of booth seating and also was totally empty except for us. Service was lackluster. Maybe they forgot how to be friendly because they were bored waiting for customers all day? We grabbed a slice, a bottle of water and a booth and chowed down.
Tommy's Pizza
crust: 1 (hard, dry possibly just old?)
sauce: 2
cheese: 1.5
size: 2
over all: 2
Last on the list was Fishtown Pizza, a little hole in the wall on Girard off of Montgomery. We were the only customers in the place and were ignored for almost 5 minutes. The grumpy lady that looked like she was working there her entire life and maybe the life she had previously, finally asked what we wanted. When I asked for a plain slice she grunted something about no slices, whole pies only. Needless to say, we slipped out sliceless.
Fishtown Pizza
over all: 0
Stay tuned for more culinary adventures!